Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Also known as "the Picabo Street effect."

 

Sometimes you can pick the name early

An owner of a new litter of puppies was identifying the pups to an interested buyer.
"That's Blackie because he is the blackest. That one is Greyhound because he is the grayest. That one is Brownie because he is the brownest and that little puppy is Liberace."

"Liberace? Why did you name him that?"

"He is the pee-in'-est."

 

Cross posted from Blanka's Cow Kisses thread....

 

Sigh...more cheesy puns.

 

I thought the gurnsey one was at least kinda gouda.

 

Uh oh...I've clearly created a muenster. Good thing I'm already fondue you.

 

Aww... so you just .... melt... for me?

 

Only on toast.

 

Whey too much info

 

Well, at least you stick with the upper crust.

 

I pita the fool that doesn't.

 

Ah, your sense of humor is as rye as ever.

 

You guys are using up all the good puns! There's barley any left for me!!

 

Surely a crusty old fella like you can come up with one. It's the yeast you can do.

 

Perhaps if I just mill about long enough...

 

Attention everyone, Steve kneads a bun, I mean, pun. Or maybe he should just roll with it.

 

As long as it's not half-baked.

 

Clearly, you posted that on the wrong board.

 

I must have gone through the wrong deli-gate.

 

These bread puns can easily go against the grain...