I usually tell women on the phone "its spelled nearly like the guy with the bows and arrows, I just look heaps better "
You are spot on though, I am happy to be the culpritttttttt

Seems like your taking the right approach here..pestering the mods. Who knows..you may yet succeed. Just don't count on anything quite as dignified as culprit...

Not only England, but almost anywhere else, it's apparently not very popular in Australia.

Foster's Lager is an internationally distributed Australian brand of 5.2% abv pale lager.[1][2] It is a product of Foster's Group brewed under licence in several countries, including the U.S.[3] and Russia.[4] The European rights to the beer are owned by Heineken International, who brew and distribute a 4% ABV Foster's in most European countries,[5] including the United Kingdom, Greece, France, Belgium, Portugal, Poland, Finland, Germany, Spain, Sweden, Ukraine and Ireland. In the United States[6] and India,[7] rights to the brand are owned by SABMiller.[8] Respectively in Canada and Brazil, Foster's is brewed by Molson Canada and Brasil Kirin under licence from Foster's Brewing International.

Okay, Foster's is NOT my brew of choice...

but regrettably, Ryan's last name isn't Guinness.

I'll be glad if someone admin decided to change from "Well known..." to "Fear the beard"

Yeah... see, the thing is, you don't get a CT by asking for it. But, it is helpful to post something embarrassing, overly personal, or just generally stupid.

...or "Spooky Whisker Face"

You got a nice dignified title..your lucky. Doesn't usually happen that way...

Correction: Do not be taken as a request, but simply as a statement of opinion.Sometimes it's better to stand out from the others on something, and other times not, we are all inhabitants of the matrix

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Yay, sounds like fun! I want a title.
Can you make mine, 'Butterscotch Bandit'
I cannot resist butterscotch brushes, whenever I see them I always end up buying. The best is when I'm out antique hunting and just run across one of these vintage beauties. Thanks so much!

Around here asking doesn't always equate with receiving...

What do you suggest?

This is the usual approach. The only thing is not to count on a dignified title...

Deferentially sacrificing a goat has been known to help in some rare circumstances.

It also works if you deferentially sacrifice a pizza.

Usually tho, it just ends up in the mods arguing over what toppings to get and who got the extra slice last time.

Sometimes that's what the Queen prefers

I have a turtle, would that work? i like turtles

Only if you turn the shell into a proper lather bowl after.