Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It was a real quandry .... better exfoliation with one, closer shave with the other.
     
    richgem, Sep 17, 2013
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  2. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Who knew there was a device just for peeling ancient potatoes?
     
    Sara-s, Sep 17, 2013
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  3. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Oh yes, special tools for special taters...
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    ohpaos, Sep 17, 2013
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    ^ is that a very distant descendant of Swarden that has been cyborged? :eek:
     
    richgem, Sep 17, 2013
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  5. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Eek..it's a Taternator..:eek:
     
    Slipperyjoe, Sep 17, 2013
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :eek:
     
    richgem, Sep 17, 2013
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Swarden meets Mad Max and the Thunderdome. Discuss.
     
    richgem, Sep 17, 2013
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  8. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    Never underestimate the power of the 'stache!
     
    swarden43, Sep 17, 2013
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  9. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Indeed!
    One of my favorite players growing up watching the NFL: Ben Davidson, defensive lineman for the Oakland Raiders, famous for cheap shots and his 'stache!
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    HolyRollah, Sep 17, 2013
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  10. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

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    A bunch of crows is a murder. What do you call...?
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    a flock of Segals :kar:
     
    ohpaos, Sep 17, 2013
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  11. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Ok this one's good for multiple likes..X:happy088:...
     
    Slipperyjoe, Sep 17, 2013
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  12. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    And I ran, I ran so far away.

    I just ran, I ran all night and day.

    I couldn't get away. :scared007:
     
    richgem, Sep 17, 2013
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  13. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

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    Moonwalking


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    Life Saber :kar:


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    Iron Van :p
     
    ohpaos, Sep 18, 2013
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  14. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

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    MacBook Air :D


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    ohpaos, Sep 18, 2013
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  15. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Sara-s, Sep 18, 2013
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  16. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    ftfy. :D

    (with due credit to Mr. Wilson Pickett)
     
    richgem, Sep 18, 2013
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  17. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Made in...?
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    Finland :bounce017:


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    Sailabration :wave:
    or Sailutation....


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    sweet tooth :)
     
    ohpaos, Sep 18, 2013
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  18. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

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    Swardenpup mustache you a question, "Do I look beardiful?"
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    ohpaos, Sep 18, 2013
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    richgem, Sep 18, 2013
    #799
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  20. ohpaos

    ohpaos Smiley Provider

    Ahoy, mateys!
    Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! :bounce017:

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    When's the best time to buy a ship?
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    ...when it's on sail!


    What's a Pirate's favorite organ?
    (Keep it clean ;))
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    Arg, the heaaaaart! :p
     
    ohpaos, Sep 19, 2013
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