Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

No, no, no, that's his brother, the grain farmer. I understand his main problem is that he just loafs around.

 

I heard he had a stalking problem that was really chaffing.

 

The stalking was a real problem until he covered his winnows.

 

This is a soiled pun...

 

Now you're just digging a hole...

 

That's because the image is implanted in my mind...

 

I figured it was nicer than shoveling the sh.....

 

_____________________________

Yep, yep. His mantra is "If it fields good, do it..."

 

We're getting cornier by the minute!

 

Aw, shucks!

 

Thanks, we kneaded a reminder.

 

We're shuckin' jivin' punin' yeehaaw!..

 

These corn posts are for the birds.

 

Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler

Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler

Baked Pugtato

Show Spoiler Hide Spoiler

Catouflage

 

pugtato ?!

 

Can't hear you...La la la laaaaaa!

 

You really are quite dogged in your pursuit of a pun.

 

She's definitely treed her quarry. So, I hope she doesn't start barking up the wrong tree. But, for now I'll leaf that alone.