Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

A buddy of mine once claimed that he threw a stick ten miles and his retriever brought it back. I thought that was a bit far fetched.

 

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Why is it that all pirate movies are rated arrrr?

 

Maybe he should try a bud light saber...

 

I hear they're a huge hit in Quebec....
(I mean, um, : Ils sont très populaires au Québec.)

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Mais qui..

 

What happens when a parsley farmer doesn't pay his taxes?

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They garnish his wages.

What happens when you don't pay your exorcist bill?

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You get repossessed.

 

My Bloomer's in A Bunch

 

Your bloomers are also in a knot..

 

Once there was a pun thread on a forum where someone posted 10 puns in hopes that at least one of the puns would make people laugh.







No pun in ten did.

 

Well, don't sugar coat it for goodness sakes.

 

You want the truth, richgem?

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YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TOOTH!!

 

But the tooth is out there.

 

Toothfully? The whole tooth?

 

...and nothing but the tooth!

 

Ya know, these puns remind me of my great aunt Mary. She had to get a root canal many years ago and she found the whole experience deeply unnerving. But, it worked out in the end. She decided to get a gold tooth and put her money where her mouth is.

 

Did you hear the one about the dentist that married the manicurist? Their marriage was doomed from day one. All they did was fight tooth and nail.