When your waistband is closer to your man boobs (moobs) than your belly button. Bonus score if your waistband is high enough to smell of your deodorant.

Extra points if you actually have to cut armholes in your pants.

Another "age appropriate" song- "Don't it make my grey hair blue"

I had a great-aunt, God bless her, died in her 90s. Her hair went into mauve.

Aging Rockers.....

You are really getting old when the calendar year & your age are the same number.

I'm 44 also, but I had cataract surgery 4 years ago!

Hey... you look pretty good for having known the Roman Empire. What's your secret? <runs away>

It's the soap.

Wow. That's gotta be a record.

Wow, you've got the deluxe model! You know you're old when you're envious of someone else's nose hair trimmer!

bwahahaha

When you can't find your keys. Which were in my pocket..

Or, when you can't find your pocket to begin with.

And the reason you can't find your pocket?... because you forgot to put your pants on!

You go back to playing with model trains.....and find it fun...

Or your underwear is on the outside.

You spend 10 minutes looking for your glasses, only to realize you're wearing them.

You know you're getting old when you "still got it," but can't remember what to do with it.

You know you're getting old when you take to speeding so you don't forget where you're going.

You know you're getting old when every name in your "little black book" ends in "M.D."

Your youngest kid is celebrating his third wedding anniversary.

And I had the blessing of conducting the wedding ceremony