Lessons in Southern English...for all y'all!

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by PottyDoctor, Feb 11, 2007.

  1. Htownmmm

    Htownmmm Member

    Bless her/his heart.

    If you hear this directed at you, it means you have just been cussed out southern style.


    Marty
     
  2. MaduroMan_wcp

    MaduroMan_wcp New Member

    all ya all done throwed a cravin on me fur some cat head biskuts wit sawmill gravy and a big ol mess a grits.

    pulled pok samiches anyone?
     
  3. PottyDoctor

    PottyDoctor Jeff Foxworthy of Shaving

    Now that there's some grub I could take a likin' to! Makes me wanna' get out my smoker n' fire her up. Smoked pork butts....good golly miss molly!

    And whiles them butts is a smokin'....throw 'bout a 3 pound chunk o' bologna on the smoker and it'll be ready to eat while your a waitin' on them butts to finish.
     
  4. PalmettoB

    PalmettoB The Old Guard

    Biscuits? Check.
    Sawmill Gravy? Check.
    Grits? Check!
    Pulled pork samiches? Check. Check. Check!
    There is no bad there.

    There are a few times when western roots and southern upbringing are a real benefit. BBQ is one of those times. I like beef BBQ, and I like pork BBQ. Smoked, hot, vinegar or mustard base, I like 'em all.
     
  5. PottyDoctor

    PottyDoctor Jeff Foxworthy of Shaving

    Q -- that's what I'm talkin' about! I love pulled pork...absolutely love it! I can eat it plain or with sauce...it's all good!

    I've been introduced to brisket in the last couple of years and I really like it, although good brisket is really rare here in east Tennessee.

    Make mine Q!
     
  6. MaduroMan_wcp

    MaduroMan_wcp New Member

    I kin do carolina pork butt a la pulled pork, I kin do memphis dry rub ribs, I kin do KC wet ribs and I kin do texas beef brisket....I likes my 'q :drool
     
  7. Htownmmm

    Htownmmm Member

    he aint got a pot to piss in or a winder ta throw it out of means you are lazy shiftless, and won't work to support yourself.



    Marty
     
  8. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

    Ever try Hawaiian Kalua Pig? Dump it over a bowl of white rice and enjoy.
     
  9. crackstar

    crackstar Israeli Ambassador to TSD

    OOOOO-WEEEE! What in Ta-Nayshun is all thayat thayr talk 'bout food! I'm a-gittin' a noshun to grayabbin' me some!
     
  10. PottyDoctor

    PottyDoctor Jeff Foxworthy of Shaving

    I don't have me no doubt in my little brain that some Hawaiian Pig would be lip smackin' good! Too far fer me to drive though? :D
     
  11. qhsdoitall

    qhsdoitall Wilbur

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