Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Since tomorrow is Valentine's Day, I'll tell you one I used when my husband was in South Korea (in the Army.) I sent him a card that said "Happy Valentine's Day to my Seoul-mate."

 

What is a frog's favorite soda?

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Croaka-Cola

 

Sometimes you people scare me...

 

That pun earns a special parking spot...

 

If a frog wants to kill itself, does it try to Kermit suicide?

 

Only if it is a Kermit Permit!

 

Well, I guess you toad me.

 

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"

 

slightly nsfw:

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A battery, a set of jumper cables, and a bra walk into a bar. The car battery and jumper cables go find a seat while the bra asks the bartender for 3 beers. The bartender replies, "I'm not serving you! You're obviously off your tits and your two mates look like they're about to start something."

 

Time out...

 

You were right in hiding that one..they don't call it a spoiler for nothing...

San Quentin play pen..?

 

Spoiler? Ha! That one was rotten a long time ago. lol.

 

What do you call a country full of people who drive pink automobiles?

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A pink-car nation.

 

Did you hear the one about the deaf penguin?



He needed a herring aid.

 

The name of my brush restoration business.

Frayed Knot.

 

He needed something..

 

I think that's a Babel Fish.