I see a meniscus surgery in your future. Welcome to the dark side of being big.

It's the patella that is shattered. Broken egg shell.

Ouch. Knee replacement?

It looks that way. It's been 7 years of pain.

And now, to get your day started off right, some flying kittens!

Just another day at work...

Aaaaagh! Minion arse! My eyes! My beautiful beautiful eyes!

Just the tiniest bit!

And at least Minions wear clothes and smell clean. Not so much penguins!

But then again penguins have feathers. Not so much Minions...

Whatever are you talking about?! I've even "got people" to do it for me. Still, a few feathers do cover quite a multitude.

Here's one for you to ponder as you go about your day:

If you put a werewolf on the moon, would it stay a wolf all the time?

I'm pretty sure it would die

I bet he'd have a howling good time! Except that ... in space, no one can hear you scream....

My day has been good so far. Last night while I was sleeping I woke up, ordered some Stirling Soap, and a couple of the Turkish #6 brushes. I remember the Stirling, but the #6? Now I can't wait for them to get here!
My doctors appointment about my damaged knee went bad! The Doctor said I have bone spurs and my knee is that of a 90 year old man. I'm 51!

Aw, Minion bums are cute!

Sara aren't you supposed to be educating America's youth on the value of wet shaving?

When I teach them how to make less trash, it comes up.

BRAVO!
My mom's a teacher. I am always behind pushes for raises! Bless what y'all do and tolerate!

What does she teach?