*DONE* The Badgers love music PIF.

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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Laughing My Badger Off ? :D
     
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  2. Badger-Face

    Badger-Face Well-Known Member

    Yup that's just what I meant. :)
     
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  3. Lady_Badger

    Lady_Badger Active Member

    Swaying room as the music starts
    Strangers making the most of the dark
    Two by two their bodies become one
    I see you through the smoky air
    Can't you feel the weight of my stare
    You're so close but still a world away
    What I'm dying to say, is that

    I'm crazy for you
    Touch me once and you'll know it's true
    I never wanted anyone like this
    It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
    I'm crazy for you, crazy for you

    Trying hard to control my heart
    I walk over to where you are
    Eye to eye we need no words at all
    Slowly now we begin to move
    Every breath I'm deeper into you
    Soon we two are standing still in time
    If you read my mind, you'll see

    I'm crazy for you
    Touch me once and you'll know it's true
    I never wanted anyone like this
    It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
    You'll feel it in my kiss

    Because, I'm crazy for you
    Touch me once and you'll know it's true
    I never wanted anyone like this
    It's all brand new, you'll feel it in my kiss
    I'm crazy for you, crazy for you
    Crazy for you, crazy for you

    It's all brand new, I'm crazy for you
    And you know it's true, I'm crazy, crazy for you
    It's all brand new, I'm crazy for you
    And you know it's true, yeah, I'm crazy for you
    Crazy for you, baby
     
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  4. Badger-Face

    Badger-Face Well-Known Member

    Now Hun I hope you don't think your in since it's a PIF from the both of us. Nice of you to post our wedding song though.
     
    Last edited: Mar 7, 2014
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  5. figment714

    figment714 Well-Known Member

    Somebody had to post it...

    Benny Bell and the old, Dr. Demento Show


    I have a sad story to tell you,
    It may hurt your feelings a bit.
    Last night when I walked into my bathroom,
    I stepped in a big pile of ... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean,
    shave every day and you'll always look keen.

    A baby fell out of the window, You'd think that her head would be split,
    But good luck was with her that
    morning, she fell in a barrel of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
    shave every day and you'll always look keen.

    An old lady died in the bath tub.
    She died from a terrible fit.
    In order to fulfill her wishes,
    She was buried in six feet of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
    Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

    I went for a hike with Troop 196,
    At lunch time I looked in my kit,
    I thought I would find me a sandwich,
    But the darned thing was loaded with... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
    Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

    While watching a swell game of baseball,
    One player got him a nice hit.
    While on his way down to first base,
    He stepped in a big pile of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
    Shave every day and you'll always look keen.

    Our baby got into some peaches,
    We thought he had swallowed a pit.
    Next morning we looked in his diaper,
    But the darned thing was loaded with... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
    shave every day and you'll always look keen.

    And now folks my story is ended,
    I think it is time I should quit,
    If any of you feel offended,
    Stick your head in a bucket of... Shhhhhaving cream, be nice and clean
    Shave every day and you'll always look keen.
     
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  6. Badger-Face

    Badger-Face Well-Known Member

    That's some pretty funny Shhhhhaving cream right there.
     
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  7. jpb437

    jpb437 Active Member

    Great PIF Badger face. Not in, but here is one of my favorite songs. I heard this playing when I walked into a record store when I was 16 and bought the album. It has been my favorite album since. Charles Wright and the Watts 103rd st rhythm band. Its a happy album even when the lyrics aren't happy.
     
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  8. Badger-Face

    Badger-Face Well-Known Member

    That's awesome. Thanks for sharing.
     
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  9. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    :rofl: :happy102: :happy097:
     
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  10. Tsalagi44

    Tsalagi44 Active Member

    Hey Ho Let's Go. The Ramones. Not in but great PIF.
     
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  11. npupplo

    npupplo Member

    I'm in!,

    Brad paisley - alcohol


    I got blamed at your wedding reception
    For your best man's embarrassing speech
    And also for those
    Naked pictures of you at the beach

    I've influenced kings and world leaders
    I helped Hemmingway write like he did
    And I'll bet you a drink or two that I can make you
    Put that lampshade on your head


    'Cause since the day I left Milwaukee
    Lynchburg and Bordeaux France
    Been making a fool out of folks just like you
    And helping white people dance
    I'm medicine and I am poison
    I can help you up or make you fall
    You had some of the best times
    You'll never remember with me
    Alcohol
    Alcohol
     
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  12. Badger-Face

    Badger-Face Well-Known Member

    Good song
     
  13. Weeper Warrior

    Weeper Warrior Well-Known Member

    Not in!

    Here is one of my favorites! It is from Harry Nilsson writer of (Can't Live if living is) Without You. One of the most beautiful love songs of all time.

    But...This Aint so beautiful. LOL


    You're breakin' my heart
    You're tearing it apart so ---- you

    All I want to do is have a good time now I'm blue
    You won't boogaloo
    Run down to Tramps, have a dance or two, ooohhh
    You're breakin' my heart
    You're tearing it apart but ---- you

    You're breakin' my heart
    You're tearing it apart, boo-hoo

    You stepped on my ass
    You're breakin' my glasses too
    You won't drive my car, might be a star
    I've had enough of you
    I'm goin' insane
    There's no one to blame so ---- you

    You can't have your way
    There's nothing left to say
    There's nothing left to do, ooooohhh
    You're breakin' my heart
    You're tearing it apart so ---- you

    You gotta have your way
    There's nothing left to say
    There's nothing left to do, ooooowww
    You're breakin' my heart
    You're tearing it apart but I love you
     
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  14. Badger-Face

    Badger-Face Well-Known Member

    Ok we have 14 songs on here so far and only five entries. We are going to try and get these songs together on disk and add that to the package.

    Entries so far
    1) razorburn123
    2) dws2112
    3) dscaver
    4) figment714
    5) npupplo
     
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  15. Badger-Face

    Badger-Face Well-Known Member

    Ok guys tomorrow night is your last chance to get in on this musical. Sometime tomorrow night before I go to bed I'll stop excepting entries and sometime Friday morning after I wake up I will announce the winner. Good luck to all.
     
  16. nsomnac

    nsomnac Active Member

    Nice PIF, not in, but here's one of my current favorites anyways:

    50 ways to Say Goodbye

    My heart is paralyzed
    My head was oversized
    I'll take the high road like I should
    You said it's meant to be
    That it's not you, it's me
    You're leaving now for my own good

    That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

    She went down in an airplane
    Fried getting suntanned
    Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
    Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
    She met a shark under water
    Fell and no one caught her
    I returned everything I ever bought her
    Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
    And ways to say you died

    My pride still feels the sting
    You were my everything
    Some day I'll find a love like yours (a love like yours)
    She'll think I'm Superman
    Not super minivan
    How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

    That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

    She was caught in a mudslide
    Eaten by a lion
    Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
    Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
    She dried up in the desert
    Drowned in a hot tub
    Danced to death at an east side night club
    Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
    And ways to say you died

    I wanna live a thousand lives with you
    I wanna be the one you're dying to love...
    But you don't want to

    That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say
    That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

    She went down in an airplane
    Fried getting suntanned
    Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
    Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
    She met a shark under water
    Fell and no one caught her
    I returned everything I ever bought her
    Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

    She was caught in a mudslide
    Eaten by a lion
    Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
    Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!
    She dried up in the desert
    Drowned in a hot tub
    Danced to death at an east side night club
    Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies
    And ways to say you died
     
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  17. bzero007

    bzero007 Active Member

    Been in a Johnny Cash mood for a few months lately and this one always brings a smile to my face. Im in.

    "A Boy Named Sue"

    My daddy left home when I was three
    And he didn't leave much to ma and me
    Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze.
    Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid
    But the meanest thing that he ever did
    Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."

    Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke
    And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk,
    It seems I had to fight my whole life through.
    Some gal would giggle and I'd get red
    And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head,
    I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."

    Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean,
    My fist got hard and my wits got keen,
    I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame.
    But I made a vow to the moon and stars
    That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars
    And kill that man who gave me that awful name.

    Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July
    And I just hit town and my throat was dry,
    I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.
    At an old saloon on a street of mud,
    There at a table, dealing stud,
    Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."

    Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad
    From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had,
    And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye.
    He was big and bent and gray and old,
    And I looked at him and my blood ran cold
    And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do!
    Now your gonna die!!"

    Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes
    And he went down, but to my surprise,
    He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear.
    But I busted a chair right across his teeth
    And we crashed through the wall and into the street
    Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.

    I tell ya, I've fought tougher men
    But I really can't remember when,
    He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile.
    I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss,
    He went for his gun and I pulled mine first,
    He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.

    And he said: "Son, this world is rough
    And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough
    And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along.
    So I give ya that name and I said goodbye
    I knew you'd have to get tough or die
    And it's the name that helped to make you strong."

    He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight
    And I know you hate me, and you got the right
    To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do.
    But ya ought to thank me, before I die,
    For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye
    Cause I'm the son-of-a-MONKEY? that named you "Sue.'"

    I got all choked up and I threw down my gun
    And I called him my pa, and he called me his son,
    And I came away with a different point of view.
    And I think about him, now and then,
    Every time I try and every time I win,
    And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him
    Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!
     
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  18. Badger-Face

    Badger-Face Well-Known Member

    Good song thank you

    Love me some Cash thank you.
     
  19. ezrasdad

    ezrasdad Member

    In. How's about some Eagles:

    He was a hard-headed man
    He was brutally handsome, and she was terminally pretty
    She held him up, and he held her for ransom in the heart
    of the cold, cold city
    He had a nasty reputation as a cruel dude
    They said he was ruthless, they said he was crude
    They had one thing in common, they were
    good in bed
    She'd say, 'Faster, faster. The lights are turnin' red."
    Life in the fast lane
    Surely make you lose your mind, mm
    Are you with me so far?

    Eager for action and hot for the game
    The coming attraction, the drop of a name
    They knew all the right people, they took
    all the right pills
    They threw outrageous parties, they paid heavenly bills
    There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face
    She pretended not to notice, she was caught up
    in the race

    Out every evening, until it was light
    He was too tired to make it, she was too tired
    to fight about it

    Life in the fast lane
    Surely make you lose your mind
    Life in the fast lane, everything all the time
    Life in the fast lane, uh huh
    Blowin' and burnin', blinded by thirst
    They didn't see the stop sign,
    took a turn for the worse

    She said, "Listen, baby. You can hear the engine
    ring. We've been up and down this highway;
    haven't seen a goddam thing."
    He said, "Call the doctor. I think I'm gonna crash."
    "The doctor say he's comin', but you gotta pay him cash."
    They went rushin' down that freeway,
    messed around and got lost
    They didn't care they were just dyin' to get off
    And it was life in the fast lane
    Life in the fast lane
     
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  20. Jay22

    Jay22 New Member

    My favorite song and lyrics ever - Learning to Fly by Pink Floyd:

    Into the distance, a ribbon of black
    Stretched to the point of no turning back
    A flight of fancy on a windswept field
    Standing alone my senses reeled
    A fatal attraction is holding me fast,
    How can I escape this irresistible grasp?

    Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
    Tongue-tied and twisted, just an earth-bound misfit, I

    Ice is forming on the tips of my wings
    Unheeded warnings, I thought, I thought of everything
    No navigator to find my way home
    Unladened, empty and turned to stone
    A soul in tension -- that's learning to fly
    Condition grounded but determined to try

    Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
    Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I

    Above the planet on a wing and a prayer,
    My grubby halo, a vapour trail in the empty air,
    Across the clouds I see my shadow fly
    Out of the corner of my watering eye
    A dream unthreatened by the morning light
    Could blow this soul right through the roof of the night

    There's no sensation to compare with this
    Suspended animation, a state of bliss

    Can't keep my mind from the circling skies
    Tongue-tied and twisted just an earth-bound misfit, I

    I am in, thanks!
     
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