The Custom Title Thread

Well, I never had a girlfriend named Elizibeth, so this may be a new experience. Just don't tell my wife

 

I assumed Lizabeth was the name of one of your razors.

 

After this thread, I'm thinkin' @CyanideMetal needs an upgrade.... "Lazyboy Scented Armpit Sniffer"

 

"Right wrongs nobody". If you always do the right thing, nobody gets wronged.

 

A custom title sounds like fun, I would love to have something different.

Edit: Sorry, I should have added 'eventually'. I've only been here five minutes and I'm already wanting to be one of the cool kids

 

Oh, just give it time.... just like everyone else, you'll eventually say something sufficiently embarrassing or stupid to warrant one.

 

Is that what I have to do?

give me a minute...............

define "sufficient".

No, never mind, I'm probably better off with what I've got now.

 

Some of us are fortunate enough to say something sufficiently stupid pretty early, others have to work at it.

 

The trick is not to force it..just let the it flow naturally. And before you can say OMG what did I post, you'll have you're very own humiliating custom title..

 

Still others have CTs given them by others.

 

But whatever you do, do not offer a sacrificial goat. Sacrifice a penguin. Sacrifice a fine new Muhle 21mm Silvertip Fibre to the TSD Mascot. Sacrifice treasure and reputation. BUT, do not sacrifice a goat. This will not help in obtaining a CT.

 

Unless, of course, the mods are in the mood for goat.

 

"Good things do come to those the wait!"…sometimes.
Most times, you simply get dealt with a CT for the amusement of other members.

 

Or roast Penguin in a mango glaze.... Ummm, so good...

 

Unfortunately words don't describe me I think jrod should be "aka shane"...I still don't know if his avatar is shane from the walking dead or a selfie! Please tell me, I gots ta know!

 

The a Mods work in mysterious ways, I am something different!

 

I haven't been here long enough to play with the cool kids but as a Vegan I would like that to be part of my CT ... I do fear that even being on this thread might end up with me having something odd for a CT like Mr Potato Head. Oops of to hide now.

 

Clearly.

To paraphrase the Stones: You don't ever get what you want... you can try some times... but you just might find... you get what you need...

Mango? That's so '80s. Yeesh.

 

I think mine should be "over-active member" since I check for unread posts more than I do Facebook lol