False. I do rub my face, but not obsessively.

The person below me is sleepy.

True

The person below me is on a Sabbatical

Only if you consider unemployment a sabbatical

The person below me will be going to an Opening Day game.

False

The person below me went to the beach last weekeng.

That would be……false.

But the person below me secretly eats ice cream out of the container when no one is looking….

Absolutely true.

The person below me does not wear underwear.

False. A clean set every day.

TPBM is seeing their family this Easter weekend

False.

The person below me wears a fedora.

False.

The person below me lives outside of the CONUS.

False.

The person below me does not step on cracks in the sidewalk.

False.

The person below me drinks beef broth in Starbucks cups and tells people it's coffee.

False.. Like them both so far.

The person below me likes The Beatles..

True. I'm old enough to have lived through their era and played some of their music on stage.
As a pharmacist the person below has never taken NSAID medication?

False, I don't know of anyone who hasn't taken a NSAID.

The person below me has to trim their nose hairs.

True.

The person below me still has a land line phone.

We can play more than once? Cool.

False.

The person below me can juggle.
(Is it sad that this is the most fun I've had in years?)

True…although I won't be quitting my day job anytime soon to pursue a career doing it.

The person below me like to eat those Easter Peep candies…

True-ish. That is: I'd like to eat those Easter Peep candies. But I can't buy 'em over here...

TPBM has an allergy.

True. dust, mold, and dairy.

TPBM thinks that PEEPS are overrated and doesn't get all the hype.

True.



TPBM wears bifocals.