True, but I know how to drive a car with a manual transmission too.

TPBM bakes good cookies.

False. Daughter and wife do, though, and I get to eat good cookies that way!

TPBM could use a day week month off

False. I am on permanent vacation

TPBM reads the Classics.

True The person below me says their a d.e. wet shaver but they secretly have a massive stock pile of Gillette fusion carts.

False. I have only two Gillette Fusion cartridges.

TPBM misses Chuck Noll.

True. Coach Noll was a great football coach!
TPBM uses Alum for deodorant.

True. Some times, but mostly before I put my old spice deo on.

TPBM doesn't like cashew nuts.

False, I LOVE cashews.

TPBM restores Shave Brushes for a hobby.

True. It's fun.

TPBM mixes their own marinades

TRUE, how else can I make stuff taste the way I want.

TPBM has never seen a Harry potter movie

True!

TPBM gets 10+ shaves per blade

True, but only when I use a straight razor....

TPBM has no idea where the acronym 'SNAFU' originated, nor the meaning....

Situation Normal: All Fouled Up". Military.

TPBM adds a couple of drops of M-Bomb to the bath tub

False, but I'm gonna try it now that you mention it.

TPBM is good at geography.

False. Very... very... false.
TPBM loves Family Guy

True, although like most long running shows, it's getting a bit repetitive.
TPBM has been in a newspaper at least once in their life

Yes!
TPBM is a vegetarian

False. I'm a chocolatarian.

TPBM loved doing something they're not actually good at.

True. Love trying to find a Scottish single malt I don't like! However, I'm crap at it!!!

TPBM. Has never seen snow on sand..

False. I live I'm Sweden. I've seen plenty =P

TPBM doesn't own a toolbox.