The person below me...

False. I own several.
In fact, I find tool-shopping far more fun than shoe-shopping. (Am I not irresistible?)

TPBM likes shoe-shopping more than I do.

 

That is false Sara. Although I do enjoy selecting a work boot.

TPBM has a Masters Degree.

 

True. Master of Divinity, Eastern Baptist Theological Seminary, 1993.

TPBM can quote extensive passages from "The Life of Brian" and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

 

False...little bits, but not extensive ones.

TPBM can say Please in 5 or more languages.

 

I bet you don't even know the difference between the Judean People's Front and the People's Front of Judea!
True - Be om, vær så snill, please, bitte, snälla.
TPBM has caught him/herself complaining about "todays youth and/or their music"

 

True, a daily occurrence, but more out of prayerful concern for the evident lack of moral guidance and vision.

TPBM needs a new car…..

 

False.

TPBM will use a menthol shaving product tomorrow!

 

True. Ingram's cream.

TPBM is so mean he once shot a man just for snoring.

 

False, but I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

TPBM is wondering where the weekend went.

 

True, because I work Mon-Fri and haven't figured out how to get rich and retire before Iam 40
TPBM has never been on a cruise ship

 

False, been on quite a few with more planned in the future.

TPBM has never, ever eaten a raw oyster.....

 

True. I am allergic to shellfish.

TPBM likes the smell of a lumberyard.

 

True

TPBM is a vegetarian

 

False. I like all meat, beef,Pork,lamb and especially this week venison!!

TPBM has never been to Scotland.

 

True, though I would like to.

TPBM likes their trousers cuffed.

 

False.

TPBM reads books multiple times (over the years, not in a row)

 

True, hmm.. One book, great darn book. (The alchemist by Paulo coelho)

TPBM watches tv and browzes the shave den at the same time.

 

False - TSD deserves 100% of my attention. Laptop is in the kitchen anyway - no TV to tempt.

TPBM was a member of their high school band or choir.

 

False.

TPBM has started a joke with, "A priest, a rabbi, and a penguin walk into a bar...."

 

False, but I wish I had.

TPBM cooks really good matzo ball soup.