The person below me...

False-ish. I've never made matzo ball soup, but my chicken soup is pretty good. I like to eat matzo ball tho.

TPBM loves "B" horror movies.

 

True—although I must qualify 'B' horror films as those Hammer films made in the mid to late 60s with Christopher Lee & Peter Cushing


TPBM has danced the 'Macarena' in public.

 

False. I would volunteer to be drawn and quartered first.

TPBM can't get enough of coconut or lime.

 

Depends on if it's in my rum or not.
TPBM knows how to twerk

 

Hmmm... yes, and we all know how that one ends.

False. Another thing I would rather be drawn and quartered over.

TPBM knows the difference between "googol" and "google."

 

False, but I googled it =P now I know.

TPBM has more than 10 shoes

 

True, despite only 2 feet.

TPBM has more than 10 razors and shaves with each of them.

 

False, only the one. (For now)

TPBM has at least 2 shave soaps or creams he/she has not tries yet.

 

True, but I do plan on trying them eventually….

TPBM listens to music while shaving….

 

True. I have the radio on anytime I'm doing ablutions.

TPBM is DB Cooper

 

True
The person below me is watching the world cup matches

 

False.

TPBM has webbed feet.

 

False,

TPBM is a homebrewer of beer.

 

False, I brew vanilla extract.

TPBM knows why a photo album should be made of acid-free paper.

 

True.

TPBM knows military hand signals.

 

False, I only know one hand signal.

TPBM likes martinis.

 

Neither true nor false: I haven't tasted martini yet...

TPBM has their AD's in check.

...

until they see some shaving stuff (soap, cream, razor, blade, brush, mug, AS, PS, whatnot) for sale...

 

True, although my SWMBO would probable disagree…
And regarding martinis (my personal drink of choice), do make it with GIN and not vodka. Preferably Bombay Sapphire, dry.

TPBM has considered going vegetarian before, but fell off the bus….

 

False. The closest I get to vegetables is chicken.

TPBM is working on their day off.

 

False. As of now, I have nothing BUT days off & I'll be darned if I am going to spend them working.

TPBM thinks hippos are cute.