Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Or should that be Furan Furan?

 

Fleas, fleas me oh yeah, like I fleas you

 

Beatles fleas..lots of bugs in these puns..

 

I am getting a new leash on life.

 

I hope that doesn't tick you off.

 

Not sure how to antser...

 

Now that you've been flea-ed of your teaching obligations.

Weevil come up with something, I'm sure.

 

See no weevel, hear no weevel, speak no weevel, or you will be a monkey's uncle!

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How do monkeys get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster.
What do you call a monkey that sells potato chips? A chipmunk.
What kind of a key opens a banana? A monkey.
What do you call a monkey in a minefield? Baboom.
Why did the monkey like the banana? Because it had appeal.
What did the monkey say when he cut off his tail? It won't be long now.
Where should a monkey go when he loses his tail? To a retailer.

 

What's a monkey's favorite song?

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You're no one 'till simian loves you.

 

I'll go with the low hanging fruit and just mention that I go ape for monkey puns.

 

What is a monkey's favorite gymnastic move?

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The banana split

 

Don't have a cow, man!

 

double like

 

You guys are milkin' this thread

 

Something tells me tho, that it's time to mooove on before the mods go all holstein on this thread.

 

Did you hear about the guy that invented the door-knocker?

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He won the no-bell prize.