They Honey Mooned in US Naval Base Mare Island. San Francisco Bay.

I've learned that HolyRollah is my best recommender- whatever he likes I know I will absolutely detest so I know I shouldn't buy plus he's nice and I'm mean. Thus I should be known as Kosher Serf.

After reading THIS Slow Joe needs a custom title! Ketchup? TSD Author? Or.....????

And does this work in reverse? If so, I'm going to have to step up and start posting some negative reviews of products so you can start stockpiling your den, Fram!

I would love a custom title, thanks for the suggestions, but please don't let me go through life with spme embarrassing title lile Ketchup boy or something like that. TSD Author has a really nice ring to it..... It's going to be about ketchup isn't it.

Don't get your hopes up.....

You have to admit, "Embarrassing Lil' Ketchup Boy" is rather memorable.....

It made me laugh.

Saying what you don't want is likely to backfire

He said he was a handsome man. How about "pretty boy"

an-tic-ipa-tion is making him late

Mine would be "Sophisticated Redneck"

Fun thread

'Course, "What the HELL are you doing?" covers it pretty well too.

I'm surprised something with Sailor or Captain hasn't appeared. The Queen must show some mercy sometimes, I reckon.

she doesn't usually go for low hanging fruit either. Lol. or she's saving up for something really good. Bwahahaha

El Catsup Niño--sounds better in Spanish.

Hmmm.......

Nope.


"Dances with wolves"

Already taken.


"Wrestles with pigs"



! "Wrestles with boars"

How about this for Joe:

"I awoke with remnants of tomato under my nails"

Nah, can't be.