They named a drink after a famous Tattoo Artist, who I am a fan of, might be worth trying. Unfortunately I doubt they sell it here.

It's stronger than Captain Morgan's, but it's great.

When you mix the rum and Pepsi it brings out the spices fun the rum, IMO. Just get a $17 bottle of Morgan's and a 2 liter of Pepsi. If you don't like it, no harm no foul. It sure is cheaper than Johnnie Walker

And it tastes better than catchup and pepsi.

That much Pepsi would make me sick, I no longer care for sugary drinks (with the exception of margaritas). Booze prices must be lower where I'm at though, I can get a 1.75 liter bottle of Johnnie Walker red for $39 and a 1.75 liter bottle of Captain Morgan for $22.

By no means would you use an entire 2 liter I was just going the cheapest route for ya. If you do try it let me know.

I am still trying to figure mine out. I have never got anywhere close to 12 shaves from a blade and never uttered the statement attributed to me. I guess it's just one more of the world's great mysteries. I should consider myself lucky to have been given a title in the first place, but it would be nice to have one that I can understand.

You have to pay extra for one you understand.

Srsly. Unless you're drinking from a 3 L glass, ya gotta leave some room for the Sailor.

So that's how you guys make your money, huh? Judging by some of the titles I've seen, there must be a lot of confused folks on here.

Nooooo @Timelord
You pay with your words.
TSD makes their money @ the TSD store.

Or your words make you pay. Whichever.

/sigh....

OK... here's my interpretation... a Timelord (such as yourself) gets a theoretical maximum of 12 regenerations before he dies. Therefore, you should theoretically get 12 times the shaves. Unless, of course, you're really The Master. Then, you get a few extras.

I don't know where you live, but if your neighbors move out let me know. If the price of alcohol is THAT low, I think I may have just found the last place I ever need to be !!!

Texas has one of the lowest alcohol excise tax rates, $2.40 a gallon. Washington state is #1 at $35.22 a gallon.

Except here in Texas they make ya work for it. In some areas of the state, you need to strategize a beer run. I thought "dry county" was really just a myth. Nope.

OK. thanks for clearing that up. I didn't make the connection with 12. You're a pretty smart little penguin. I'm not sure how many folks will make the connection, but I feel better now.

Sometime, one needs much nerd-fu at TSD.

You just have to love Texas !!!!! That "info-graphic" is very interesting too, thanks. If I ever get to visit the United States, you know they are going to have to call in the Army Navy and Air Force to drag me out of your home state !!!!!! I hear that Texas is also big on Chili and Beef (Surprisingly, I love these things too).
Cheers

This thread has certainly taken an interesting tangent….