Well I don't know It has given me an idea for a custom title for Peter
"Illegal immigrant in the making."

Maybe I should be an "Australian-American" you know, a bit like "African-American" except completely different ???? But then, who would shave the whales in the land of Oz ???

With great... um... power... comes great responsibility.

I'm a bad influence to the Denians.

That's our favorite kind of influence.

Doesn't the robe get wet when you shave those whales?

I'm not "wet behind the ears", I'm wet behind the ankles ;-)

There's plenty of single men there left im sure

But, it's so hard to find a good whale shaver these days.

Ha! Looks like I got one without even asking.

And it's a doozy!

What does your custom title mean?

There was a recent thread where I for some reason made an analogy to large curd vs. small curd cottage cheese, and then it sort of devolved from there and I ended up with an impromptu cheese- themed paraphrase of Baby Got Back.

Congrats on your new title and it's uniquely high in cholesterol..

Although I am a New Member, “I have affixed to me the dirt of countless ages.”

Any time I wash my face during my pre-shave routine, the local officials issue a Mudslide Alert.

And once you all have the dirt on me, I am sure you will agree that I am “Hygienically Challenged."

Gosh, if I were to have a Custom Title it could be COSMIC COWBOY. When I was in college many, many years ago my friends and I were known as Cosmic Cowboys. I'm not sure why, but the name stuck. CC for short.

Ahh, yes. But then that name would make too much sense…….

One thing i've learned in this thread: you can never anticipate the name that'll mysteriously appear under your avatar…..

I'm guessing when you were a kid you never thought you would grow up to be Lord of Bacon.

Hell! That's been an aspiration of mine!