The Custom Title Thread

To a fortunate and unworthy few, porcine lordship is thrust upon them; for others, indentured pork minionship is their calling...

 

It's fortunate the Queen is good at spelling, otherwise you might be BaconLard.

 

A most unfortunate, yet somewhat apropos, misspelling...

 

now THAT would be a funny CT! People would be like, "Hey, I didn't know they made a lard just for baking!"

Autocorrect is my nemesis. If I stop correcting autocorrect, I'd gain two more hours in my semi-productive day.
Of course, I'd be having to explain to people that I'm not wearing aftershave blame, even though that's what it says….

 

I wonder how lard of bacon pairs with eye of newt? Maybe with a nice Riesling?

 

As it turns out, they *do* make lard just for baking. Leaf lard, which is rendered from the fat around the pig's kidneys, is especially prized for pie crust and other baked goods.

 

Mine would be something like "Still glowing after all these years..."

 

Well if I remember this correctly
"Everyone is equal, but the pigs are more equal than others."

 

George Orwell, 'Animal Farm'—"All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others."
However, any animal that produces bacon get high marks from me!

 

Haha! I see someone gave me the gift of a clever Custom Title "RADInOverdrive"... very clever indeed... and accurate!

 

Well that's another ct gone down the tubes lol..congrats...

 

Not so easy Mark. Wait, it will come to you!

 

Funny thing is I am uncertain as to why I got mine. Is it because of my old Chewbacca avatar, that fact I stated I would wait and shaving a wookie would last a long time thus equating patience or both?

 

Calm down @Boojum1 , or should I say the Jack Webb Of Wet Shaving

 

Take it easy......

Don't chase the CT, it'll come to you.

 

Every time someone comments in this thread, I do a CT Scan.

 

I sorry. I am not American so forgive my ignorance but what has the dude from Dragnet got to do with anything?

 

Dearest Queen i was hoping you might think up a custom title for my good friend Omelmad he is the super friendly dude from Sweden. I am trying to think up a CT suggestion for him, but due to my lack of imagination all I can think of is "Super friendly Dude from Sweden. "
Luckily I know you are more witty and inventive than me. He might appreciate not having a CT about his email address (it is a long story) thank you.

 

TSD most wanted email address