A neutron walks into a bar...

Mike! Where've you been lately?

(I'm positively amped to see you.)

 

Hi Rich, thanks! I've been busy at work. Some exhausting weeks behind me (and not over yet, but I started missing ya'll too much ).

So, Watt 's new?

 

Oh, just plugging away.

 

So I guess, for a while, free time will be just as filament of Mike's imagination.

 

Well, let's look on it on the proton side. I'm not sitting somewhere bored and doing nothing...

 

Ohm my God, Mike's a pretty enlightened guy, I'm sure he'll figure out watts best.

 

I really get a charge from the proton jokes, but the neutron jokes leave me kind of neutral.

 

An electron walks in a bar and orders one pint but drinks two. The bartender says I'll charge you the difference. (1-2=-1)

 

There are only 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binaries, and those who have friends!

 

Looking at the more recent posts, when did this thread become the "Pun intended" one? Still a good read.

 

A baby seal walks into a club.

 

I copied this from the cat thread (originally posted by gollum83), but thought it belonged here too.

 

I always liked that joke... sick as it is. It could possibly be one of the shortest jokes ever.

 

Little Willie was a chemist. Little Willie is no more. What he thought was H2O was H2SO4.

 

Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon.

 

Two guys walk into a bar. The first guy orders some H2O. The second guy says, "I'll have some H2O too." The second guy died.

 

Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.

 

Wow, so cheap but they are funny.