Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    now that's a "rye" sense of humor
     
  2. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    hope he has the " dough" to recover
     
  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    It's a shame, but sometimes that's the way the cookie crumbles.
     
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  4. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    He will knead the dough now!
     
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    With a challenge like that, I hope he can rise to the occasion.
     
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  6. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    your right I hope he doesn't "loaf" around
     
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  7. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Any way you slice it, his new business will be jam packed.
     
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  8. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Oh, he is a smart cookie. I ran into him at the Bread Zeppelin concert last night. With his insurance coverage, he won't be shortbread. He'll be on a roll again soon. At the very yeast, he and Sara Lee will be OK.
     
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Wait... he's doing jelly donuts now? I thought he tried that a while ago and found it hole-y lacking.
     
  10. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Only Robin could find it hole-y lacking BatMan!
     
  11. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    You guys have to remember. He has those thoroughbreads, and those ponies can travel Mach3 on the Trac II !

    And what about his Italian restaurant? He can serve up the best Roman Meal in town.


    I really do think everything will pan out for him.
     
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  12. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Looks like we can have our cake and eat it too...
     
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    So he * is * Italian? The last girl he dated said he had Roman hands.
     
  14. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Ah yes...I believe her name was Florence.
     
  15. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    But then again that may just be a lot of Bologna.
     
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  16. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Good to see you're watching your puns...
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Well, it's not like it's im-pasta-ble.
     
  18. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    Now you're going too farfalle, that's just fusilli.
     
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  19. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    Talk about having the upper hand! We have a lot to lean from this guy. I'm sure he would be willing to share a Pisa advice.

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  20. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Pfft. Looks like a Pisa cake, if you ask me.
     
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