Funny eBay photo of the day

I just crapped myself. What. The. Heck.

I've been wanting one of these razors for my collection / addiction and this guy did this........ Man

 

Let me introduce you to the "Goatee saver"
" Just place the GoateeSaver over your goatee and shave with your favorite razor to get the perfect look. The GoateeSaver is constructed with a mouthpiece for biting on to help keep the GoateeSaver firmly against the face."

 

What? Lol what?

 

No such thing...

I am speechless. Good night Denver.

 

What is wrong with that? It looks like it is just wrapped with electrical tape strips of some sort. If so, it should be an easy matter to remove it.

 

Maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me...but I see deep grooves running around the handle. I could be wrong though

 

Dremel abuse?

 

Yeah I was about to say some bored fool with a new Dremal tool looking for something to try it on. Probably trying to sell it to buy more of whatever he was on when he destroyed it in the first place.

 

I like this one! Single blade up for bid, some wear, but good shape! Haha

 

So am I but I don't try to pass myself off as a Gillette on EBay. Lol.

 

Aw man, that sucks. I know it was probably someone trying to be artistic, but that is like painting a mustache on the Mona Lisa. Of course, the "artist" could always sell it on eBay for $400. I think it would be better to get a razor from Studebaker Metals with that money instead, or maybe their beautiful brush. Now there are works of art!

 

I'm gonna give this vendor the benefit of the doubt. He/she is Pakistani.

 

Hey! I have one of these! It works too! It had three adjustable sections so you can customize it to your preferences. It has a bite piece you put in your mouth and allows you to have a symmetry to your goatee that was IMPOSSIBLE before!

I actually use it too. Seriously...

 

^ What happens when you don't have a goatee saver.

Oh dear.....

 

(Wondering if I have revealed too much)...

 

Let's just say that I wouldn't be surprised if you become one of the very few to get a "revised" custom title.

 

LOL! But I like my current CT.

 

"Bought & uses Goatee Saver" would be a shameful CT…….

 

yes, but like has nothing to do with it.

 

It's a good thing my years of shaving have given me a thick skin.