Signs that wetshaving is taking over your life

I know...weird.

 

I have more brushes than my wife.

 

That. Is funny

 

Since I began wet-shaving, I spend waaaaaay too much time in the bathroom getting pretty.

 

Same.

 

And how is that working out for you?

 

14. You know your local postal workers by name and their exact delivery time. To intercept the shaving related deliveries from SWMBO.

15. You have a seperate Paypal account dedicated to shaving purchaes with no connection to your bank or CFO.

 

I'm with 14. Except the second sentence. I Just happen to know in what 15 minute time window the mail man shall be at the big apartment mail box.

 

16. You worry that once you're gone your beloved, valuable shaving gear will end up in a "$1 box" on the sidewalk

 

I'm guilty of having buddies swing by my front porch looking for packages while Im away on vacation. They pick them up and hold them until I return. So sad...

 

17. You have very, very strong opinions on how Old Spice used to smell compared to this modern travesty of a scent

 

I'm so guilty of so many of these.

 

Never thought of this one. Now I'm going to have a discussion with the wife.

 

I have a spreadsheet with current values of all of my gear, that I keep current based on eBay sales.

 

I am the envy of every urban metrosexual male I encounter...which, by the way, is fairly infrequent.

 

17. You refresh your favourite shaving related vendor's website hourly to see if any of the "Out of stock" labels have changed to "Buy Now" buttons.

 

18. You have the urge to shave twice a day, even when you've had a DFS/BBS. Either to try new product or just a sheer fix to your addiction.

 

Guilty as charged.

 

19) You know the definitions or meaning of accronyms and names such as BBS, DFS, DE,SE, TTO, 3 piece, SB, OC, CC, WTG,ATG,XTG, Toggle, Fat Boy, Slim, Tech, Super Speed. You can use any of them in a sentence and have it make sense not only to you, but to other fellow "FANATICS" errr... hobbiests you know.

 

I track my packages like I'm working for the NSA.