Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Slipperyjoe, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    The NBA has hired its first Crustacean ball player. His name is LePrawn James.
     
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  2. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    I always thought him too small to play in the NBA—which is certainly no place for shrimps!
    Plus, rumor has it, that due to injury, he's just a shell of his former self. :D
     
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  3. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    his specialty is making shots from the half court line.
    they call him the, "lob"ster
     
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That might explain why he's always so crabby.
     
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  5. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    ... but Claus was active last month. He is on the bench now!
     
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  6. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    White on bro!..
     
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  7. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Cool..:cool:
     
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    time to play some of my favorite mp3s by the Black Ice Peas.
     
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  9. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    My favorites are by Dusty Snowfield.
     
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  10. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    Or a few rifts by Johnny Winter...
     
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    ..or an old favorite : "There's snow business like show business"
     
  12. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    His music tends to leave me cold. Talented musician, but overall, most either love or hate his music—so yes, his music is rather polarizing.
     
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  13. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

    Let's just hope Edward Snowden doesn't leak an album.
     
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    @Sara-s has clearly been in town recently. At a local beer distributor:

    Easter treats now in stock and every bunny gets hoppy.
     
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  15. Radiotube

    Radiotube RADInOverdrive

  16. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    You couldn't ear? It was quite bunny, though.
     
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  17. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    What kind of bunny makes you sleepy?
    Show Spoiler
    The Ether Bunny
     
  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    That joke was a real gas. :scared007:
     
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    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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