Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

The NBA has hired its first Crustacean ball player. His name is LePrawn James.

 

I always thought him too small to play in the NBA—which is certainly no place for shrimps!
Plus, rumor has it, that due to injury, he's just a shell of his former self.

 

his specialty is making shots from the half court line.
they call him the, "lob"ster

 

That might explain why he's always so crabby.

 

... but Claus was active last month. He is on the bench now!

 

White on bro!..

 

Cool..

 

time to play some of my favorite mp3s by the Black Ice Peas.

 

My favorites are by Dusty Snowfield.

 

Or a few rifts by Johnny Winter...

 

..or an old favorite : "There's snow business like show business"

 

His music tends to leave me cold. Talented musician, but overall, most either love or hate his music—so yes, his music is rather polarizing.

 

Let's just hope Edward Snowden doesn't leak an album.

 

@Sara-s has clearly been in town recently. At a local beer distributor:

Easter treats now in stock and every bunny gets hoppy.

 

(a visual pun)

 

You couldn't ear? It was quite bunny, though.

 

What kind of bunny makes you sleepy?

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The Ether Bunny

 

That joke was a real gas.