I don't believe that's one of the forum rules. There are rules against profanity and racist, sexist, or insulting posts (it's OK to insult penguins) but there is no requirement to think.

Puny humans, say your prayers!

I actually did manage to get my first custom title on that "other" forum. I was the first poster in an Ugly Christmas Sweater competition...

Ugly Christmas Sweater ... you have to do better!

Surrogate Soaper?

Oh, that's a relief! Thanks Erik!

I've come to notice that JR is extremely generous.
How about:
Generous Journeyman

We'll sit down and Have A Cigar.

It'll just be Us and Them...

Or how about this for JR.....

Generous Ewing

wah ha ha. Fort worth is close enough for me.

JR Ewing....from Dallas? If I could count how many times I've heard that one...lol. No relation by the way....I almost updated my avatar to a pic of him, because I do go by J.R. and not Junior.

i figured you heard it before

i'm a junior too, the squirrel is the III.

So your Squirrel II how interesting!

No I meant Tad the...er oh whatever. ha ha

This one?

I didn't know it was the same guy...but yeah that looks like him.

I'm showing my age. Larry Hagman was on "I Dream of Jeannie" in the 60's. As a prepubescent boy, I adored Jeannie (Barabara Eden).

who didn't

You mean, you didn't watch it because he was an astronaut?