Math Humor

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, Feb 24, 2013.

  1. CyanideMetal

    CyanideMetal Wild and crazy guy

    Taxes. Darned taxes.
     
  2. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

  3. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    That makes my head hurt.
     
  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

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  5. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    There are 10 kinds of people.
    Those who understand binary and those who do not.
     
  6. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    I've always liked that one!
     
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  9. rmcintyre84

    rmcintyre84 Got out of the kitchen

    Dear Algebra: Please stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back, and we don't know Y.
     
  10. Jayaruh

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  11. Luziana_Geezer

    Luziana_Geezer Active Member

    +3=30. Problem solved.
     
  12. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

    I wouldn't know. I'm an engineer.
     
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  14. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    There's also a few aliens who seem to understand it..
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  15. swarden43

    swarden43 "It's your shave. Enjoy it your way."©

    I've heard the optimist says the glass is half full, the pessimist says the glass is half empty, and the engineer says you have twice as much glass than you need.
     
  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Teacher: Use the word "aftermath" in a sentence.

    Student: After math, I have biology.
     
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  18. Bristle Me

    Bristle Me Insufficient

    Ugh....

    I didn't drink before I became a member here......
     
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Its never too late... ;)
     
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  20. wristwatchb

    wristwatchb wristwatch "danger" b

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