How "not" to use Arko

Yeah, it's pretty obvious, isn't it?

 

MdC of course.

 

I've got $5 on Nair

She does. I was getting lots of kisses until she fried herself...

Oh, she did the underarms too, which didn't help the mood at all. Forgot to mention that initially...

 

Good choice.

 

Of course it's your fault! Women aren't responsible for their own actions - you are! Sheesh! Didn't they go over this during your premarital counseling? This is in the same class as when she embarrasses herself and she turns and hits you! Those menstrual cramps? Also your fault. What were you thinking? Such a cad, always trying to duck responsibility... Shame on you!

 

At least your wife is willing to use a DE and Arko, my wife just uses a cart,I am guessing a dozen roses and her own shave brush since she just learned her lesson the hard way I doubt she won"t forget to use a brush a second time...good luck dude.

 

Wow, most women would kill to have a husband like you.

 

Got that right. No way, I would share my Arko with my wife

 

I'd share my Arko but she wouldn't be allowed near the finer stuff. Would be a waste to use it on the legs!

 

Well at least she did not eat it like some people have ... @blanka.

 

Poor blanka.

 

True. Too true!

 

Everyone should try eating a little Arko. It's delicious.

 

It's just wonderfully citrusy!

 

I've had enough soap in my mouth, thanks.

 

Lifebuoy? My mom always threatened me with Lifebuoy soap.

 

I'm sure that was one of them.

 

I'm sure my potty mouth contributed to my enjoyment of Arko.

 

I am glad you are all having so much fun with this, which was my intention when putting it up. My lovely wife accepted a quick tub lesson last night and had a great Arko shave. I am now back inside the house at night lol...

I also just noticed that one of the mods decided to change the tagline below my photo. I guess I have myself to thank/blame for my new title

 

Now she will want a brush of her own and ... it's your fault!