Why is all the rum gone??

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  1. Joelio

    Joelio Well-Known Member

    So apparently, my wife doesn't like Bay Rum scents. I must admit, it's not my favorite either, but she said no, so it's out!

    I have a Bay Rum PIF including Jeeves of Hudson Bay Rum, a sample of some homemade Bay Rum aftershave from a friend of mine and 4 shark blades. (I tried one today and they're not for me, so I'll throw them in too!). The packaging on the soap was opened just to take a whiff, but the soap hasn't been used.

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    Now for the game! If you were a pirate captain (because we all know pirates love rum!) what would you name your mighty vessel?

    This will be CONUS only (due to shipping costs) and the winner will be chosen at 7pm (central) March 6th by myself and my wife based on our choice for best (or most original) pirate ship name!

    May the winds of fortune be with ye, matey!
     
    Joelio, Mar 1, 2015
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  2. idvsego

    idvsego Well-Known Member

    No-Beards Revenge!
     
    idvsego, Mar 1, 2015
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  3. maltedmilk

    maltedmilk Well-Known Member

    Article Team
    BB Smooth Sailing, of course! ;)
     
    maltedmilk, Mar 1, 2015
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  4. mrchick

    mrchick Odd, Terrible Avatar

    Tha Wandering Puck
     
    mrchick, Mar 1, 2015
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  5. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    the jolly razor
    seems apt for a wet shaver who sports a prosthetic hook
     
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    david of central florida, Mar 1, 2015
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  6. ram57

    ram57 Don't Open til Christmas

    Da Raiderz
     
    ram57, Mar 1, 2015
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  7. defectivechimp

    defectivechimp Well-Known Member

    SS Drunken Monkey
     
    defectivechimp, Mar 1, 2015
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  8. FatherofSquirrel

    FatherofSquirrel A right jolly old elf

    Not in...but

    The Flying Squirrel
     
    FatherofSquirrel, Mar 1, 2015
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  9. WhiskerWhacker

    WhiskerWhacker Well-Known Member

    The ARRGHko :D

    Nice PIF, I love Bay Rum
     
    WhiskerWhacker, Mar 1, 2015
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  10. GSlim66

    GSlim66 Well-Known Member

    Shaver Me Timbers
     
    GSlim66, Mar 1, 2015
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  11. Hodge

    Hodge Well-Known Member

    In with "The Black Badger"
     
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    Hodge, Mar 1, 2015
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  12. PatrickA51

    PatrickA51 Well-Known Member

    The Revenge of the SS Minnow.
     
    PatrickA51, Mar 1, 2015
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  13. Michael Williams

    Michael Williams Member

    I'm in with "Neptunes Grail"
     
    Michael Williams, Mar 1, 2015
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  14. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Not in. But, my ship would be the FV (fishing vessel) Peripatetic Penguin, of course. :D
     
    richgem, Mar 1, 2015
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  15. Spyder

    Spyder Well-Known Member

    I'm in with the Boar's Quest..............
     
    Spyder, Mar 1, 2015
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  16. mikewood

    mikewood Well-Known Member

    I am in.
    I call me ship tha' bloody bloated badger.
     
    mikewood, Mar 1, 2015
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  17. Mr. Shaverman

    Mr. Shaverman Well-Known Member

    I'm in. My ship would be The Flying Clubman
     
    Mr. Shaverman, Mar 1, 2015
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  18. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Not in but...The Ironic Archer
     
    Sara-s, Mar 1, 2015
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  19. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Not the Punny Pinnace? :signs002:
     
    richgem, Mar 1, 2015
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  20. trey06dmd

    trey06dmd Arko eater

    I'm in. Davy Jones' Razor.
     
    trey06dmd, Mar 1, 2015
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