Done with Clubman?

Ummm.......

I don't know about letting the dog lick my face.

I've caught mine drinking out the toilet more than once,
and I've seen her carrying a large, semi-dry cow pie in her mouth on several occasions.
Oh, and I'll not even bring up what she digs out of the sand pile at the end of the driveway...

Maybe I should bring my dog to your house and let her and your wife get acquainted?

 

Ok! Full 6oz. bottle of concentrated masculinity purchased. Waiting patiently for delivery of my Avon Leather. Anticipating an instant testosterone surge and a certain irresistibile quality where women are concerned. I expect my hair to return to dark brown, my paunch to melt away, and my recovery from strenuous activity to once again be a couple hours instead of a couple days. If all of this ensues, I will quickly move to secure all remaining world stocks. Thank you!

 

NOT in.

 

My wife HATES the scent of Clubman but I enjoy it. Being an old-school scent fan, Clubman is perfect for me.

 

My dogs eat plenty of cow pies and placenta since its calving season right now so I doubt your puppies could do any more damage lol

 

Clubman's main ingredient is Spinach?

 

Who knew? But no, that would apply to the Avon Leather... or maybe Lilac Vegetol!

 

I use it by the handfuls. You should too. The effects it has on women is nothing less than remarkable........

 

Let me know if it really works on the "paunch" but I suspect my paunch may require more than 6ozs

 

Is she running towards you are away? - Like shaving, the direction matters

 

Towards of course. We're talking Clubman here,not Arko......

 

My 4 year old begs me to put it on in the weekend mornings. He and I share a shave and then he wants his Clubman on.

 

Now my four year old is shaving with me every day. He also likes the clubman.

 

Problems with Clubman? Is this a joke or something? One of the all-time classic aftershaves? Does your bride show any other symptoms of mental aberrations?
My favorite is actually Lilac Vegetal, but Original Clubman is a close 2nd.

 

Uh-oh! This fact may skew the age demographic down to under 75 years of age for the average Clubman user!

 

I liked it at first but wow when I used it 2 days ago, phew! Potent. I'll stick to my Aqua Velva.

 

Amen brother! Avon Leather was one of my favorite ASs before I got started on cologne. It is in fact what led me down the cologne path. I wanted to smell like that all day, not just a couple hours.

 

Im in the same boat. Wife thinks it's too strong. She does like the Veg though.

 

The Veg isn't my cup of tea. I don't hate it but I don't care for it either.