Just ordered my first ever bottle a few days ago and looking forward to seeing if I'm one of the chosen ones

Bah. It was just the only scent to penetrate the cloud of Ben Gay, Rose-scented perfume, and Aqua Net.

Veg, Ben Gay, Rose Scented Perfume, and Aqua Net ... The Four Horse-scents of the Apocalypse!

Not sure about that - Ben smells really, really nice.

Best of luck to you my friend.

It is the gentle slap before the stomp, punch and kick eh?

Well, old ladies can be feisty.

Chris, I don't know why, but this reminds me of a saying from the South, "Even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then."

Not sure if I'm the hog or the acorn.....

I consider myself to be the acorn each time I hear that expression, but as always, YMMV.

Maybe Dark's new lady friend is "proportionally challenged."

Long Live the VEG!!

Like a virulent bacterial infection, there's just no stopping it!

I should have known this thread would go off in every possible direction

Actually, there might just be some hope! (here)

I just got my first bottle of Veg the other day, but I gotta be honest I don't know if I want to put it on and go anywhere. When I smelled it all I could think of was a urinal puck.

Unfortunate my friend. Ive been using it as a body splash based on a recommendation and the wife likes it a lot. I think the offensive smell is from the plastic container it comes in....get it in glass.

But....think of all the old ladies you'll attract!