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  1. MarshalArtist

    MarshalArtist Psychiatric Help 5¢

    What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.
     
    MarshalArtist, Apr 2, 2015
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  2. MarshalArtist

    MarshalArtist Psychiatric Help 5¢

    My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
     
    MarshalArtist, Apr 2, 2015
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  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I bet some smokin' tart was to blame.
     
    richgem, Apr 2, 2015
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  4. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Where does a General keep his armies?

    Show Spoiler
    Up his sleevies
     
    Sara-s, Apr 2, 2015
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  5. NoseBubble

    NoseBubble Member

    I fainted in my local Indian restaurant when I heard that REM had broken up.

    That's me in the korma.
     
    NoseBubble, Apr 5, 2015
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  6. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    But you were just dreaming....
     
    richgem, Apr 5, 2015
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  7. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I didn't know Mr Carrington had been inducted into the Penguinators..:eek:
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    Slipperyjoe, Apr 5, 2015
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  8. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    we saw right through his disguise
     
    richgem, Apr 5, 2015
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  9. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Ya everybody's a spy these days.. smileyschrugg.gif
     
    Slipperyjoe, Apr 5, 2015
    #1349
  10. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

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    macaronus, Apr 8, 2015
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  11. NoseBubble

    NoseBubble Member

    Phteven!
     

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    NoseBubble, Apr 8, 2015
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  12. MarshalArtist

    MarshalArtist Psychiatric Help 5¢

    MarshalArtist, Apr 8, 2015
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  13. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    byyyyyy rodent.
     
    david of central florida, Apr 8, 2015
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  14. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    A blast from the past.

    Why would anyone switch from "hots" to Kools for good?
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    Erik Redd, Apr 8, 2015
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  15. Jasman

    Jasman Well-Known Member

    Clearly, it's referencing Jeff's love of mentholated shave products.
     
    Jasman, Apr 8, 2015
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  16. Mr. Shaverman

    Mr. Shaverman Well-Known Member

    It’s hard to take kleptomaniacs and puns seriously. Why? They take things literally.
     
    Mr. Shaverman, Apr 21, 2015
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  17. SHAVEWIZARD420

    SHAVEWIZARD420 Well-Known Member

    urine a situation where you know I'm pissed lol that one gets me everytime
     
    SHAVEWIZARD420, Apr 21, 2015
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  18. MarshalArtist

    MarshalArtist Psychiatric Help 5¢

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    MarshalArtist, Apr 23, 2015
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  19. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Erik Redd, Apr 23, 2015
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  20. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

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    Erik Redd, Apr 23, 2015
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