In all seriousness, I would do that too. I work in a corporate environment, and would push the 2-3 day professional stubble look as far as I could get away with....
I will keep this posting to show my wife when I say "Honey, I really am saving money buying safety razors!!"
they want to jump on the bandwagon and they see the dollar shave club and others making a lot of money and they need their cut. if its not cartridge razor blades it has to be something else