Add a word, ruin a movie...

Discussion in 'Clean Jokes' started by Sara-s, May 22, 2015.

  1. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Here's how it works; Pick a movie title and add just one word. No changing or removing words.
    Here are a few examples:
    The Magnificent 7 Dwarves
    The Sound of Rap Music
    Romancing the Kidney Stone
    The African Drag Queen

    Let's see what you can come up with.
     
  2. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    The Senile Godfather
    The Shawshank Bottle Redemption
    Schindler's Grocery List
    Star Wars: Binks (oh wait, they already ruined that one on their own)
     
  4. trey06dmd

    trey06dmd Arko eater

    Radio Shack Flyer
    Tombstone Pizza
    Batman Returns a Sweater
     
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  5. RaZorBurn123

    RaZorBurn123 waiting hardily...............

    Die Hard Battery
    American Pie Yum
    Big Boys Don't Cry
     
  6. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    My Fair Lady Gaga
    The Pinball Wizard of Oz
     
  7. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    For candy lovers - Tootsie Roll

    For sport fans - Oakland Raiders of the Lost Ark

    For Tea Party zealots - The Far Right Stuff

    For readers of People magazine - Hollywood Star Wars

    and for those pushing the politically-incorrect envelope:

    Schindler's Christmas List

    (With apologies to richgem for not having looked at his list before I typed mine.)
     
  8. Mr. Shaverman

    Mr. Shaverman Well-Known Member

    I don't know, some of these movies sound pretty good.
     
  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    gone with the breaking wind
    the spice cabinet of dr. caligari
    rosemary's baby doll
     
    Last edited: May 22, 2015
  10. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Toll Bridge on the River Kwai
    The Burger King's Speech
    Uncle Ben Hur
    Fox Network
    Planet of the Silly Apes
    Papaya Pulp Fiction
     
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  11. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    My Cousin Vinny Barbarino (remember him?)
    The Fairy Godfather
    The Scavenger Hunt for Red October
     
    Last edited: May 24, 2015
  12. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    Corrupt High Society
    Tommy Gun
    The Days of Wine and Axl Roses
    Happy Cold Feet
     
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  13. trey06dmd

    trey06dmd Arko eater

    Hmm this is clean jokes so that eliminates a few...

    There Will Be Blood Oranges
    The Butterfly Shrimp Effect
    The Time Out Machine
     
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  14. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    Or at least better than...
     
  15. Mr. Shaverman

    Mr. Shaverman Well-Known Member

    Broken Jaws
    The Sugar Caine Mutiny
    The Seven Year Itch Cream
    The Burger King and I
    The Alamo's Basement
    The Dirty Baker's Dozen
    Meet the Parents Night
     
  16. Troy M

    Troy M Prep: Mephitis mephitis musk

    No Country for Dirty Old Men
    The Sorta Magnificent Seven
    Men in Black Tights
    When Dirty Harry Met Sally
     
  17. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout The Smart Bunny

    A Clockwork Orange Julius
     
  18. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    Close Encounters of the Third Grade Kind
    The Passion Fruit
     
  19. GDCarrington

    GDCarrington Burma Shave

    The Three Stooges in Low Orbit
    Abbott and Costello Go to M&M Mars
    Peking Duck Soup
    Gunfight at the OK Car Corral

     
  20. Kilgore Trout

    Kilgore Trout The Smart Bunny

    Training Day Pants
     

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