I'm so confused...

That proves you're a really together guy:

con = together
fuse = together

Surely you know where your towel is!

I am one hoopy frood.

edit:

If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?

it will be a catastrophe

Ewwwww......

Allright, who ordered despicable meat? Fillet minion?

WHO?

OK, that's just wrong. No gravy?

yup. No veggies either.
Some people... *sigh*

That looks more like Bologna



It even has a sauce

No, but it comes with a side of banana puree.

Thought for the day:
It's hard to lose a lover when your heart is full of hope.
But it's worse to lose a towel, when your eyes are full of soap.

Some girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I changed my iPad's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

But what are you synching about?

I'm getting a definite sinking feeling here...