Oops..Pardon the Pun..or Not...

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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I'm so confused...
     
    richgem, Jul 9, 2015
    #1461
  2. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    That proves you're a really together guy:

    con = together
    fuse = together

    Surely you know where your towel is!
     
    macaronus, Jul 9, 2015
    #1462
  3. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I am one hoopy frood. :)

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    Last edited: Jul 10, 2015
    richgem, Jul 9, 2015
    #1463
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  4. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter?
     
    richgem, Jul 10, 2015
    #1464
  5. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    it will be a catastrophe
     
    Jayaruh, Jul 10, 2015
    #1465
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  6. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    gut.jpg
     
    Jayaruh, Jul 12, 2015
    #1466
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  7. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    richgem, Jul 12, 2015
    #1467
  8. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    Allright, who ordered despicable meat? Fillet minion?

    WHO?


    despicable meat filet minion.jpg
     
    macaronus, Jul 14, 2015
    #1468
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  9. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    :(
     
    richgem, Jul 14, 2015
    #1469
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  10. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    OK, that's just wrong. No gravy?
     
    Sara-s, Jul 14, 2015
    #1470
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  11. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    yup. No veggies either. :(
    Some people... *sigh*
     
    macaronus, Jul 14, 2015
    #1471
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  12. Erik Redd

    Erik Redd Lizabeth, baby, I'm comin' to join ya.

    That looks more like Bologna

    [​IMG]

    It even has a sauce
     
    Erik Redd, Jul 14, 2015
    #1472
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    No, but it comes with a side of banana puree.
     
    richgem, Jul 14, 2015
    #1473
  14. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    pale.gif
     
    Jayaruh, Jul 15, 2015
    #1474
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  15. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

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    richgem, Jul 15, 2015
    #1475
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  16. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Thought for the day:
    It's hard to lose a lover when your heart is full of hope.
    But it's worse to lose a towel, when your eyes are full of soap.
     
    Sara-s, Jul 15, 2015
    #1476
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  17. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    Some girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
     
    richgem, Jul 16, 2015
    #1477
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  18. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    I changed my iPad's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
     
    richgem, Jul 16, 2015
    #1478
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  19. HolyRollah

    HolyRollah BaconLord

    But what are you synching about?
     
    HolyRollah, Jul 16, 2015
    #1479
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  20. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    I'm getting a definite sinking feeling here...
    [​IMG]
     
    Slipperyjoe, Jul 16, 2015
    #1480
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