NO BUY JULY 2015 or ARE YOU THE MASTER OF YOUR OWN UNIVERSE?

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  1. david of central florida

    david of central florida Rhubarb Rubber

    I think he was referring to what should be put next to the names of the people who didn't make it.
     
    david of central florida, Jul 17, 2015
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  2. Drygulch

    Drygulch Snowballs

    Oh, I thought it was a standalone confession.
     
    Drygulch, Jul 17, 2015
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  3. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    Lol so did I
     
    Darkbulb, Jul 17, 2015
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  4. mrchick

    mrchick Odd, Terrible Avatar

    How about non-participating winners?
     
    mrchick, Jul 17, 2015
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  5. mrchick

    mrchick Odd, Terrible Avatar

    The red doesn't show either. The "fell of the wagon" shows just fine.
     
    mrchick, Jul 17, 2015
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  6. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member


    This is a spade.


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    Omaney, Jul 17, 2015
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  7. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    Actually...it kinda looks like a shovel as the tip has a bit of a point to it...I'm gonna call it a Spovel.
     
    Darkbulb, Jul 17, 2015
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  8. Boojum1

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    Boojum1, Jul 17, 2015
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  9. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    Sigh...Tapatalk....
     
    Darkbulb, Jul 17, 2015
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  10. RaZorBurn123

    RaZorBurn123 waiting hardily...............

    Thank you David.
     
    RaZorBurn123, Jul 17, 2015
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  11. jeraldgordon

    jeraldgordon TSD's Mascot

    What a SWMBOvantage!
     
    jeraldgordon, Jul 17, 2015
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  12. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Dear NBJ judges,

    I came home from work today and my lovely wife said, "Look what I got for you at the thrift store!". She was genuinely excited as she handed me a 1970 Black Handle Super Speed. I stammered, "But, I..." When she interrupted and said, "You said YOU weren't buying anything. I didn't promise I wasn't buying anything."

    I did not ask her to buy anything for me or on my behalf. I didn't hint, cajole, infer or otherwise imply that SHE could do this to bypass NBJ. In fact, I didn't think she even heard me tell her about NBJ. So, I don't feel I violated the spirit or the intent of NBJ. I believe this was truly a gift. (Besides, I already have a black handle.) What do you think?

    Humbly submitted,

    Herm
     
    Herm2502, Jul 17, 2015
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  13. Drygulch

    Drygulch Snowballs

    Gifts are ok. I think you are good.
     
    Drygulch, Jul 17, 2015
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  14. Rufus T.

    Rufus T. Late for dinner

    Your honor @Omaney , I urge a verdict of : Innocent!

    And furthermore, argue that, should the court be so inclined, that the accused be instructed to have his SWMBO contact all her contemporaries of participants of The Den, to instruct them on the finer points of supporting their respective Den participants in our noble endeavor.

    Humbly and respectfully submitted,
    Rufus T.
    Esquire
     
    Rufus T., Jul 17, 2015
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  15. Omaney

    Omaney Well-Known Member

    Innocent...and who in tarnation allowed you back in my courtroom?
     
    Omaney, Jul 17, 2015
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  16. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Sorry, but I hired Rufus as my attorney. Him usin' dem big words an' all.
     
    Herm2502, Jul 17, 2015
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  17. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    +1
     
    Darkbulb, Jul 17, 2015
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  18. mrchick

    mrchick Odd, Terrible Avatar

    I agree that you are not in violation and suddenly regret telling my wife about NBJ.
     
    mrchick, Jul 17, 2015
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  19. Darkbulb

    Darkbulb Cookie Hoarder

    I'm pretty sure the bonus points you earned from your wife by entering NBJ are worth more than the occasional razor she might come across and bring back home ;)
     
    Darkbulb, Jul 17, 2015
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  20. mrchick

    mrchick Odd, Terrible Avatar

    You are right on. She no longer looks at me like I'm a crazy man every time I come back from the mailbox
     
    mrchick, Jul 17, 2015
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