NO BUY JULY 2015 or ARE YOU THE MASTER OF YOUR OWN UNIVERSE?

That makes me feel much better.

 

Hi fellas, is it too late to enter? I've bought nothing all month, still looking at a few items that I really don't need, but I desperately want. I think I can make it another week! Cheers!

 

Can you tell us what you bought, so we can use that to tease you?

 

Another one bites the dust!
Hey! Hey!
Another one bites the dust.

 

Gillette Red Tip A4 1955 in great condition for $5.00. Good as New Store. There I was home from golf. I pass buy a Go As New Shop. I figure maybe I ca pick up something f my wife. Then it happened, a box had a Red Tip just sitting on top calling my name. What could I do? It needed a good home.

 

Wow Doug! How did you know that's my birthyear?! How thoughtful!

(and by the way you don't get knocked out of NBJ for buying gifts. Just sayin.)

 

I think I would have picked that up too.

 

He could gift it to YOU and still stay in NBJ right?

 

OK by me, but I'm not "official". Not sure who is. @Omaney, perhaps?

 

Or at the very least I would have hidden it under the most hideous unsalable thing in the store and came back on Aug. 1st.

 

Never thought if that.

 

There may or may not be what I think is a translucent arkansas honing stone and a full Avon truck container of aftershave with the talc powder camper hiding under a cracked motrocycle helmet in a junk store near my house. (The owner knows, and suggested I hide them until Aug.)

 

That's how I see it!

OMG - that guy threw me out of his courtroom twice already. I'm not going for 3 - strikes and you're outta here!

(psssst - Doug, better to not let Omaney know that i'm in on this! )

 

Yeah, a $5 Redtip, I'd have been out too.


But I'm not.

 

Your secret s safe safe me.

 

Not much meat left on the bone, but okay.

 

I have instructed my bailiff to shoot on sight and then kick you in the shin.

 

Your Honor, I've been framed!