Your Honor! Mr. Rufus T is clearly attempting to give his own client time to think of a plausible answer by taking up the court's time. I request a sidebar not be given at this time and that the defense council be sanctioned for attempting to interject irrelevant pleadings into this proceeding in order to interrupt my examination of this witness.

On the other hand he may just need to go to the bathroom.

that may have been worth it if the price is right.

I have learned to have some restraint this NBJ. not to run out and buy the next new thing and take a break and review stuff in the den. variety is nice but very few products are needed to get a great shave.

psst Vince...I believe the best defense for Herm would be insanity.

We took on a mortgage for a house this month, so I've not worried about shaving purchases. Maybe next month...

Here we go again...

In Russia you don't approach the bench; the bench approaches you!

Not unless you are shaving with the form

What's vetiver extreme??

I will have to add that to my list to research before choosing my next vetiver.

Glad I'm not in Russia then!

(Though this judge makes me feel that way!)

Oh no wait! Did I just say that out loud?!!? Oh no!

Hey that was gonna be my defense of him!
You didn't even ask to speak before the judge! ??

Great minds think alike.

Hahaha Colgate used to make shaving soap as well =)

I must remember to call my investment broker this morning and get him to buy stocks in shaving product companies...I expect there will be a sharp increase in stock values starting at midnight tonight!

Agreed.

And Counselor, I need you to go stand in the corner.

You are correct, great minds do think alike. Unfortunately, mediocre minds also think alike.