Happy Birthday! As a gift here are some quotes to match the avatar. Never give a sucker an even break. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull. It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to. I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally. I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.