You shouldn't eat hair.

True.

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I plum forgot, but sometimes I have a loose hold on reality. It's the pits.

It could cause you to curl up and dye.

Perm-anently.

No Man is an Island

Wherever you go, there you are!

Hold on loosely, and don't let go.

How much for that doggie in the window?

The one with the waggly tail?

I never said half the things I said.

A regular fountain of misinformation you are!

I like my signature...read below

Duct tape or hammer?

There is absolutely nothing on TV tonight.

The feel of a new pair of socks makes me happy.

Is there ever?

I have a lovely bunch of coconuts. (Benny Hill)

I want to be back in bed.