Mom and pop pharmacies should start selling shaving soap and more quality DE blades (my local mom and pop pharmacy does carry Wilkies, which I like very much).
Or, as one of my former contractors did, sort of measure once, cut wrong once, and make up the difference with caulk; he was fired.
They have donuts. DONUTS! -Yogi Bear 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