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Did three wise men then show up?

 

Half of the lies told about me are untrue.

 

Thats a rotten lie.

 

Or in @Rufus T. 's case

 

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe.

 

The smell killed her.

 

Can you smell what the Rock's been cookin!

 

You don't live in S Florida and serviced by FPL. Do you?

 

Sorry SF and PG&E

 

It amazes me how many guys go to the restroom and don't wash their hands when they leave

 

It wasn't a penguin's shoe.

 

How much time have you spent observing this?

 

In a corporate setting as well as public restroom it seems to be almost the norm

 

Aoooh...A Wise Guy, Eh?

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This is the worst thread ever

 

It's marginally better than the "what's your favorite infectious disease" thread.

 

You actually made me search for it....