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Speaking of servings, someone has a strange sense of humor when it comes to cookies.

 

I ALWAYS like THAT advice!!!

 

The greatest scholars are not usually the wisest people. - Chaucer

 

My friend thought onions were the only food that made you cry, until I threw a coconut at his face.

 

Sounds like a nice place to visit...the Island of NoMan.

 

If you don't agree, listen to the late Davy Jones of the Monkees do "It's A Little Bit Me, It's A Little Bit You"

 

Who WAS Bill Tell, anyway?

 

Yeah, but he was married 3 times.

 

Grits ain't groceries, eggs ain't poultry, and Mona Lisa was a man!

 

Those may not have been raisins. Rat droppings look a lot like raisins. Let's see what that does for your trust issues.

 

Hmm.....

 

Go for what you know, and for what you don't know, don't go!

 

If the rat refused to eat the cookie and instead moved his bowels upon it, the raisins, or chips misunderstanding is the lesser problem.

 

There's a special place in the 7th level of hell for people who make bad razor blades...and car salesmen.

 

This weather is way too hot.

 

Don't let "I'm sure you'll do better next time" be your highest form of praise.

 

"Those who can't, teach" is neither a complete sentence nor correctly punctuated.

 

Yes, you can get a suitcase filled with knäckebröd through airport security.

 

You're never far from an IKEA these days