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  1. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    richgem, Jul 16, 2015
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  2. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

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    cmorris357, Jul 16, 2015
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  3. cmorris357

    cmorris357 catching flies.........

    cmorris357, Jul 16, 2015
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  4. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Aug 11, 2015
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  5. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    richgem, Aug 11, 2015
    #1445
  6. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Aug 17, 2015
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  7. Sara-s

    Sara-s This Pun for Hire

    Q: What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?

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    Sara-s, Aug 17, 2015
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  8. Herm2502

    Herm2502 off to elf practice

    Not a pun, but funny. An engineer died and went to Hell. While there he designed and installed air conditioning, repaired the toilets and fixed all the plumbing. The devil was very happy. Then one day God called and said that the engineer went to Hell by mistake. God demanded that the devil release the engineer immediately. The devil said, "Are you kidding? He's repaired everything and installed air conditioning down here. It's never been this nice here!". God said, "If you don't send him back to Heaven, I'm gonna sue you in court!". With that the devil began to laugh and said, "Yeah, right. And where do you think you'll find an attorney?"
     
    Herm2502, Aug 17, 2015
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  9. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Aug 19, 2015
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  10. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Aug 20, 2015
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  11. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Aug 22, 2015
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  12. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Aug 28, 2015
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  13. richgem

    richgem suffering from chronic clicker hand cramps

    richgem, Aug 28, 2015
    #1453
  14. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Aug 29, 2015
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  15. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Here the devil is in the details...
     
    Slipperyjoe, Sep 6, 2015
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  16. Fred Hill

    Fred Hill Well-Known Member

    I can't sleep;... I don't sleep at all..., I just won't sleep..., Why can't I sleep I dreamed! :signs062::innocent
     
    Fred Hill, Sep 6, 2015
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  17. Fred Hill

    Fred Hill Well-Known Member

    :signs068:I can't sleep;... I don't sleep at all..., I just won't sleep..., Why can't I sleep I dreamed! :signs062:And then I went back to sleep :sleep025: & dreamed I was dreaming I couldn't wake up? I'm tired of this!
     
    Fred Hill, Sep 6, 2015
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  18. Jayaruh

    Jayaruh The Cackalacky House Pet

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    Jayaruh, Sep 8, 2015
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  19. Slipperyjoe

    Slipperyjoe Rusty Metal Tetanus

    Check this out..I heard this one at the grocery check out. What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu:
    One receives a tweetment for bird flu and an oinkment for swine..well..it was funny at the time.. smileyschrugg.gif
     
    Slipperyjoe, Sep 8, 2015
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  20. macaronus

    macaronus Sir Nice-a-Lot

    :happy097::happy102::rofl:
     
    macaronus, Sep 8, 2015
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