Day 9 - SEptember 2015 30 Days with a Schick G Automatic! Alum and TSD ISZ AS, then Clubman. BBS on 2! Other than that...all is quiet in Colorado. Have a triumphant Thursday!
Well, as tempting as the offer is, I regret I have decided instead to accept a position as chaperone to the Swedish Bikini Team. Tough call, but in the end I went with the best benefits package.
What?!?!?! And give up the luxury of living in the country during a Russian winter? You capitalist imperialist pigs just don't know a good thing when you see it. I could probably even get Putin to snuggle with you if you wanted. (By the way, do the Swedes need an extra towel boy? I'm available on short notice) ((By the by the way, don't tell the Russians I asked that....they think I like their winters))
By the way.....it has to be said......6 girls. 5 blondes, 1 brunette. She's at the end to stop the wind at the end of the tunnel. And to explain all of the blonde jokes. And to interpret. And.....well, that's probably more than enough for now.
Ok, one more just because it keeps repeating in my head and my eye is starting to twitch.......what do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? Artificial Intelligence. Whew....now I can move on.
Truthfully, I did the Ancestry DNA thing and my breakdown came back as: Great Britain: 50% Ireland: 23% Scandinavia: 14% Western Europe: 6% Iberian Peninsula: 3% Finland/Northwest Russia: 2% Trace: 2% I had no idea there was any Scandinavian blood in my background, much less as much as 14%. So I guess I'll embrace my heritage, at least I hope there is some embracing.
Who knew exploring ancestry could be so much fun? Especially if you ignore the dead ones and focus on the living.
It's not serious. There is a little bit of character acting going on. He is the leader of a mythical Russian blade cartel in those posts.
Probably, but it just struck me as odd. Though it might explain why even though I had black hair and my wife's hair was very dark brown, my kids were born blonde. Now that I think about it the postman's name was Swen.