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If the rat refused to eat the cookie and instead moved his bowels upon it, the raisins, or chips misunderstanding is the lesser problem.

 

There's a special place in the 7th level of hell for people who make bad razor blades...and car salesmen.

 

This weather is way too hot.

 

Don't let "I'm sure you'll do better next time" be your highest form of praise.

 

"Those who can't, teach" is neither a complete sentence nor correctly punctuated.

 

Yes, you can get a suitcase filled with knäckebröd through airport security.

 

You're never far from an IKEA these days

 

But the average Swedish supermarket has a lot more choice!

 

Det ar sant...

 

Precis!

 

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, but wisdom is refraining from putting it in a fruit salad.

 

Photography is the only medium messenger in this world that can stop time.

 

Mmmmmm....Meatballs.

 

Hmm, that's more of a phrase, actually.

 

I love meatballs.
(I've heard of grammar police, but grammar penguins are a bit much.)

 

I'd really prefer a bow tie, but I guess this will have to do.

 

At 58, I am too old for the "new wave" offerings of personal hygiene.

 

I would have to say I am not "many guys".

 

I am not exactly sure how to describe it, but I will know it when I see it.