If my ways are not as theirs, let them mind their own affairs.

Women...

Couldn't find your Hai Karate, huh?

She could not

You know you can order it from Vermont Country Store, right?

It got broken along with his nae nae.

Nae nae..is that like a ya ya..

No, that's entirely different.

Way overpriced and different

Ah.. Well, if you want to be picky about it.

Two sentences!!

It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.

Not a complete sentence.

Is 'smartypants' a sentence?

No, but Chris is awesome is.

Seems like they're really whipping their nae naes good. You probably wouldn't want to whip a ya ya...

That is a fragment.

Leaders who advocate violence are generally just out of ideas.

Tactics without strategy is the noise before the defeat.

Sun Tzu, The Art of War​

Victoria really doesn't have many secrets left.