One sentence thoughts

Don't wine about it

 

Sorry about that.

 

Yea, Mon!!!

 

Ok, ill put a cork in it.

 

Great, it's tabled.

 

Its colder outside than it is at night time.

 

Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded.

 

She's right.

 

Time to saw wood.

 

Ever had bacon flavored popcorn??

 

As a rule, exceptions deny the rule; only the fact that it is called an exception proves the existence of the rule.

 

My late father's motto: better that the children have wet feet than that the father has a dry throat...

 

Uh, what?

 

Yes, actually. Store bought stuff. Tasted artificial.

 

My head hurts again.

Don't yell at your kids, just let them get pneumonia instead.

 

If you need to throw your children overboard just to get to a drink, DO IT!

 

If not both, then surely neither.

 

Don't call me Shirley!

 

Live everyday like it's your last, and some day we'll be right.

 

I shave so there i am.