Mary McGuire "Born Between Two Cupboards" (Torn between two lovers ) Eddie Money "Two Chickens to Paralyze" (two tickets to paradise)
Ruin it? This improves it! Here's one I ruined for my hubby, the soldier; When the Caissons go Rolling Along (re-written for my teddy bear, Hillary) Over Hill, over dale, we will hit the dusty trail, When the ursines go climbing aloft. In & out, hear them shout, we'll get salmon to take out, When the ursines go climbing aloft. For it's Hi Hi Hee, with a bear named Hillary Stomp out your pawprints, big & soft. It's away we go, to hibernate in snow, When the ursines go climbing aloft.. This has caused my husband to giggle at many military events.
When my daughter was a little girl, Bachman,Turner Overdrive was a very popular group. She would sing.... Taking care of business as ... Taking care of bisquits. Never been able to get that one out of my head. BTO has never been the same for me.
Stone Temple Pilots "Big Empty": Her ditzy head is constipated .... constipations kill. (Her dizzy head is conscience-laden ... conversations kill.)
In Def Leppard's "Armageddon It" near the end: But are you gettin' it? (Armageddon it) Ooh, really gettin' it? (Yes, Armageddon it) Come on, Steve, get it! My wife thought it was: But are your gettin' it? (I'm a girly man) A really girly man (Yes, I'm a girly man) Come on, Steve, get it! When I told her that it made no sense, she pointed out that it made at least as much sense as the original lyrics. I had to agree.
He's apparently still has a HUGE singing career in Germany. As for everywhere else, I think the answer is, "clinging desperately to what small amount of celebrity he has left."
You just have to make another video. This was a good attempt and you got the "look" right. But, it's a little hard to dance to.
